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Sunday, 19 June 2011

Rafaello Snow balls :)


Rafaello recipe:

200 gr powder milk, 200 gr powder sugar, 200 gr butter for cakes, 300 gr coconut, vanilla essence, 200 gr of peanuts.

We mix in a boll the powder milk wit sugar and the butter and just 200 gr from the coconut and the vanilla essence - until we obtain a bake.
 
We let the bake in the fridge like 30 min covered wt a plastic folio and we put the peanuts to fries a little bit :)

Than we take out the bake from the fridge and we start to make little balls in which we put a half peanut inside and than we cover it wt coconut to look like it is snowed :)

Tips: You can melt white chocolate (around 200 gr in 2 -3 spoons of milk and one piece of butter for shining) and spread it around the snow balls before you put the coconut! IT LOOKS AND TASTE DELICIOUS!!!

Bon apetit!!!

Men versus Women


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Friday, 17 June 2011

The rules of my Father

The rules of my Father when a guy asked him and Mama to allow to date me... The guy was second year in college and me I was in the fourth year of high school and he was doing his research studies in the department of my father. So my TATA took this guy to a short meeting...

Rule NO. 1:
If you come by car to our home and  you start to honk, you better bring something with you ... anything. Because from here, sure you'll leave with nothing. 

Rule NO. 2: 
Do not touch my daughter in my presence. You can look in a shy way to her and quick, as long your eyes are not looking to anything below the neck. If you can not keep your eyes and hands away from my daughter, I will remove them from your body. 

Rule NO. 3:
I realize that is considered \ "cool \" for boys in your age to wear pants that fall wide on them. Please do not take as an insult, but you and your friends look like idiots dressed like this. However, I want to be open mind about this subject, so I propose you a compromise: you can come by the front door with your underwear able to be seen and your pants larger with 10 numbers, I will not object. However, to make sure that your clothes do not fall on you, I will connect your pants with an electrical cable around your waist.   

Rule NO. 4:
I'm sure you heard that these days unprotected sex, can kill you. Let me enter more in details and tell you that sex can kill with protection too. In this case, if it comes to sex, I'm the protection. 

Rule NO. 5:
It is understandable that to know each better, usually we could talk about sports, politics and other topics of the day. Please do not do it! The only information I need from you is an indication of the time you will bring back my daughter and the only word I need from you is \ "early \". 

Rule NO. 6:
I have no doubt that you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. It is OK for me if it is ok with my daughter too. On the other hand, once you date my little daughter, you will continue to date JUST her until she will be sick of you. If you make her cry, I'll make you cry too.   

Rule NO. 7:
While you stand in the hallway and expect my daughter to come, even if it take more than one hour, I don't want to see you bored or nervous. If you want to reach in time for the movie you should quit dating. My daughter needs time to makeup, a process that may take longer than painting a bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don' t you do something useful, like taking the garbage out?

Rule NO. 8:
The following places are not suitable for my daughter: Places where are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden chair. Places where parents are not present, police or any other authority figures. Dark Places. Places where people dance, people feel good and hold hands. Places where the temperature is high enough that it makes my daughter to wear shorts, short skirts, T- shirts or anything else than sweaters, blouses with long neck and pants. Films with romantic or sexual strong theme are forbidden. Films that present violence or where it appears at least a saw are ok. Football matches or hockey are ok. Our house is even better!

Rule NO. 9:
Do not lie to me. When it comes about my daughter, I'm all-knowing, the merciless god of the universe. If I ask where you go and with whom, you have only one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 24 acres of land in the country, which includes 3 acres of forest. Do not play with me!!!

Rule NO. 10:
Be afraid! Be very afraid!!! It's very easy for me to feel like the sound of your car's engine in the alley is the one of plain war. When this happens, the voices in my head tell me in an obsessive way to clean my guns while I wait you to bring my daughter at home. Once you get in front of the house, you get out of the car with both hands on your head. You say the password and announce that you brought my daughter at home safely and earlier than we discussed, then go back in the car and leave (there is no reason you enter the house). The figure camouflaged from the window is mine.

Of course after this "meeting", there was NO DATE :))))))))))))))))))). I found out after years that this guy married with a colleague of mine from high school and they have a daughter ^___^. Good for them and good for me too, because I was already promised by destiny to my Egyptian prince ^___^  ^____^.

Thank you to my TATA (my FATHER)

 
It’s not so common anymore to have a dad who’s really there and who is the provider for his family;  who comes home every night, whose predictability creates a sense of stability and security in his household.
Your routine may not seem valuable to you, but it’s worth a lot to me.
I’m thankful that I can depend on you! You always you - a real father, responsible, trustworthy, and a great role model.
I’ve learned a lot of good things from watching you.

Always There For Your Daughter
 
Every day the whole year through,
I feel grateful you are my father.
Some fathers don't have time for their kids,
But for you I'm never a bother.
 
You always make the effort to listen and share;
You're there whenever you're needed.
Because I know how much you care,
My problems are all defeated.
 
Dad, you are truly admired and adored,
And I hope you always know,
Your daughter's affection for you is strong,
And my love continues to grow.
 
 
Everything Dad
 
A little girl needs her daddy
To love her with manly charm,
To soothe her when she’s hurt,
And keep her safe from harm.
 
A girl needs her dad
To show her a man who’s good,
To help her make right choices,
As only a father could.
 
A woman needs her father
Just to be aware,
He’ll always be there for her
To sustain her and to care.
 
You’ve been all these things, Dad.
I hope that you can see
How much I treasure you;
You mean everything to me.
 
 
Life Lessons
 
You may have thought I didn't see,
Or that I hadn't heard,
Life lessons that you taught to me,
But I got every word.
 
Perhaps you thought I missed it all,
And that we'd grow apart,
But Dad, I picked up everything,
It's written on my heart.
 
Without you, Dad, I wouldn't be
The woman I am today;
You built a strong foundation
No one can take away.
 
I've grown up with your values,
And I'm very glad I did;
So here's to you, dear father,
From your forever grateful kid.
 

To be a WOMAN

This article is dedicated to two great women from my life: my MAMA from Romania (I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD and SHE will always have the special place in my heart) and MAMA from Egypt (I LOVE HER VERY MUCH and SHE is My second MAMA).

When Allah/ God created woman He was working late on the 6th day.
An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?” And the Lord answered:“Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?"

“She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”. 
The angel was impressed. “Just two hands....impossible!“ And this is the standard model?! “Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her“.  

“I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favorite of my heart”. “She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”.










The angel came nearer and touched the woman. 

“But you have made her so soft, Lord” “She is soft", said the Lord, “But I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.“ “Can she think?" the angel asked.  The Lord answered: “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate." 






 
The angel touched the woman's cheek.... “Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”  “She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel “What’s it for?" asked the angel. 

 

And the Lord said: “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.” This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!




Indeed she is! Woman has strengths that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid. 
 








 
She fights for what she believes in. Stand up against injustice. She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional.

















She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding. 
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength to get on with life. She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.  














There is only one thing wrong with her. 

She forgets what she is worth..